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And you’re avoiding my question, Ed.

Where are you, smartypants?

Edison:

It’s questions, because you asked me not one, but fifteen. And say please.

Me:

Fine, you, menace.

Can you please answer my questions?

Edison:

I’m in Medieval Warfare.

Today’s all about knives. My favorite.

Now fuck off.

Me:

You’re lying.

No way that’s a real class.

Is she for real? She’s such a sassy little shit, there’s no fucking way that’s a class.

And that’s exactly why she’s different from all those other girls. All I want to do is get under her skin. I want to be a thorn in her side. I want to be aproblemfor her. I want to hook her like she’s fucking hooked me.

Edison:

Yup, and it’s girls only.

??????

Me :

Too bad, make room for me. I’m coming to find you.

Edison:

Sorry, no pendejos allowed.

Me:

What’s that mean anyway?

Edison:

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Those three dots are so fucking annoying and have me clutching my phone. They appear and disappear ten fucking times and then nothing. I fucking hate them.

Edison:

That you’re a fucking idiot.

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