Page 22 of Crazy In Love
Archer
For fuck’s sake, Bridger. Just apologize. It’s not that difficult.
I sent a window cleaner to her place of business, and she sent him away. I can’t help it if she’s too stubborn to accept a gift of apology.
Axel
A window cleaner? What the fuck kind of apology is that supposed to be?
A good one. She had dried egg all over her window.
Rafe
Because YOU got her shop egged. So that’s just a gimme that you’d clean it up. Why not just drive down there and apologize.
Easton
Agreed. Window cleaning does not scream “I’m sorry.” You can do better. You’re a fucking billionaire.
Archer
You did cost her some business by making a scene at her place of work. Melody would be very disappointed if I told her what you did, Unc-ee.
Don’t you bring that angel into this conversation.
Archer
For real dude, you need to fix this. He’s not kidding. Henley already texted me that she won’t be covering me today.
Easton
Eloise just texted that she won’t be driving to the city to cover for Clark who will be at practice, because she STANDS WITH EMILIA.
Rafe
Those are the exact words Lulu said to me when she said she wouldn’t be playing with me today. I have to play the whole damn time now, because Bridger is a stubborn ass, and we’re all paying the price.
You have nothing better to do than play pickleball, so what’s the problem?
Rafe
Lulu and I did yoga this morning, and I’m all up in my feels, and not in the mood to dig deep and be shouted at for two hours by Easton.
Easton
You lame motherfucker. Pull your head out of your fancy toilet heated ass and get it together. The Chad-Six have some serious competition tonight. Lockwood Country Club is no joke, and they have been preparing for this. The girls are not budging on this stance, so we all need to show up.
Archer
I just texted Mrs. Dowden and she can stay late tonight. She’s charging me overtime, so thanks a lot Bridger.
Rafe
She’s charging overtime to sit on the lazy boy and nap? That woman never ceases to amaze me.
Archer
Don’t hate on Mrs. Dowden. She may be the worst nanny of all time, but she’s a damn good woman.
