Good morning. I feel like today is going to be a good day.
Axel
Did someone steal Bridger’s phone?
Clark
Therapy is making him a ray of sunshine.
Archer
He’s making me want to go to therapy.
Easton
It feels a little forced to me. “Today is going to be a good day”? That doesn’t even sound like you.
Rafe
I like it. Maybe he’ll stop insulting me next.
Fuck you. Debbie said I have to start saying something positive to someone once a day. It’s part of the next phase of her “treatment” to fix my dark, jaded, fucked up mind.
Easton
And she said you could text it?
She didn’t clarify. I don’t want to be friendly in person because I don’t want people to think I want them to engage with me. So this is the best I can do.
Rafe
It’s a start, but I think in person would be more powerful.
And I think you dress like a fucking Easter egg. Grow a pair and stop wearing pastels.
Rafe
Pink is the new black.
Archer
Archer
Have you talked to Emilia yet?
Axel
Give him time. He needs to work on himself first.
Rafe
That could take a lifetime, so you might want to start the conversation with her.
Fuck you very much. I’ve got a plan.
Easton
Please say it doesn’t involve a toilet. That was a shitty plan. Pun intended.