Page 35 of Resistance Training

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VIVIAN

You used to be a lot more fun to text with.

Please tell me the yeast flakes are a joke.

ME

I never joke about nutritional yeast flakes.

VIVIAN

I’m not eating that. What about croutons?

ME

No croutons.

VIVIAN

What about gluten free croutons?

ME

Gluten free does not = fat free. There aren’t enough nutrients to justify adding them to an otherwise healthy salad.

Do you really want to argue with me about croutons?

VIVIAN

Kind of.

What about tacos?

ME

What about them?

VIVIAN

They’re essentially protein-based salads in a crunchy tortilla shell.

ME

You can eat all the tacos you want, minus the crunchy tortilla shells.

VIVIAN

You let Dolores and Cindy and Mabel eat tacos and drink margaritas.

ME

I advised Cindy not to while I was training her, but she stays on track most of the time and she doesn’t add sour cream to anything.

VIVIAN

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re no fun and I’m not seeing any of the good F’s listed here in this Good Form journal. This journal makes me sad.

ME

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