You left a Twinkie and a banana on my porch?
VIVIAN
IDK what you’re busy doing, but I know you’re forgetting to eat.
BRAD
And so you brought me two phallic snack foods?
VIVIAN
What can I say, it’s the shape I automatically reach for nowadays.
BRAD
*Chokes on golden sponge cake*
You can’t say that kind of thing to guys, Vivian. Someone will get the wrong idea.
VIVIAN
Calm down, Bradley. I was just being quippy with you.
BRAD
I was actually craving a Twinkie, though, you devious witch. Thank you.
VIVIAN
See you in the morning?
BRAD
You definitely will.
May 17, 2017 at 7:43 a.m.
VIVIAN
Where did you go?!
I didn’t know he was going to show up like that, I promise!
Are you okay?
I have to get to class. I’ll find you at lunch.
May 17, 2017 at 3:30 p.m.
VIVIAN
Seriously, where did you disappear to? You aren’t really mad about this, are you? It’s just prom. He asked me yesterday afternoon and I was going to tell you this morning.
Bradley. Are we okay? It was so sweet what you did.
You do know that I was always Team Jacob, though, right?
Too soon. I’m sorry.