I mean. I am exceptionally wonderful in many ways, but especially this one LOL. I wish I knew myself when I was eleven.
Okay, deep cuts, here we go! (cracks knuckles) You can get her the Sweet Valley High series, author is Francine Pascal. Here’s the link in the Kindle store, but she can actually check them out from the library.
The series started in the 1980s, I think, and according to my mom, you used to only be able to get them in paperback, but they’re published in e-book format now.
And if you really want to blow her mind, order her some secondhand paperback copies of the Sweet Dreams series. Here’s the link to an online used book seller. I read every single one of these when I was eleven, and I looooooooved every single one of them. My mom has these, and I would offer to send them to you for your sister, to thank you for finding my journal, but I told my mom I would set my hair on fire if she ever gets rid of them, so I’d have to do the same if I get rid of them. And I have a feeling I’ll want my daughter to read them one day. And that I will always want to have hair.
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This is really amazing. Thank you. Definitely keep your hair—you’ll probably need it. Gifted her the first twelve Sweet Valley High books and ordered ten Sweet Dreams books for her. That should keep her busy for a week.
I really appreciate it.
In return, I will give you some unsolicited advice about seven-year-old boys, because I have a feeling you might need it.
Are you ready?
He’s just being a turd because he likes you.
He will never grow out of it.
So don’t stress about it.
You’re welcome.
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That is extremely helpful advice!
I mean, itwouldbe to someone who hadn’t already reached that conclusion when her brother was five.
But it was truly sweet of you to offer something in return when you are already offering me something to return—my lost journal. Unfortunately, my dignity is still MIA.
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Well… Perhaps Sherlock will take the case…
Sorry.
Had to.
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I did really like that BBC series, btw.