I unfasten the top buttons of my blouse, angle my legs to the side, and hike up my skirt to reveal my bare thighs and the over-the-knee socks and knee-high boots. And then I lean forward.
 
 Take that, Professor.
 
 He frowns at me, shakes his head again, and looks back down at the menu.
 
 Fine, then. Be that way.
 
 I hold my pose.
 
 Look at me.
 
 Look at me.
 
 Look. At. Me.
 
 Fine.
 
 If he won’t look at me, I will send him a text instead.
 
 ME: Hi there.
 
 I continue grinning at him as he pulls his phone from the back pocket of his jeans. It must have vibrated. Against his butt. He knows I sent him a text, and he’s going to read it!
 
 Shit. I should have written something sexier.
 
 ME: Hi there, sexy.
 
 EMMETT: Stop it.
 
 ME: Why? It’s your personal phone. You can just delete my messages.
 
 EMMETT: Stop texting me. Stop undressing in the middle of a diner. Just stop it.
 
 ME: Come over here and make me stop it, Professor.
 
 EMMETT: Seriously. Knock it off.
 
 ME: Why so serious, Professor?
 
 ME: OMG you look so mad! It’s hilarious. This is exactly what you look like right now.
 
 ME: Nobody who can see us texting even knows we’re texting each other. CHILL.
 
 EMMETT: This is what you look like right now.
 
 ME: Yeah, but you still think I’m hot.
 
 EMMETT: That is irrelevant. I’m deleting all of these texts as soon as I get them, FYI.
 
 ME: Sex.
 
 ME: Sexxx.
 
 ME: Sexy sex sex.
 
 ME: Hot sexy sex.
 
 EMMETT: Stop it. This isn’t funny.