Page 63 of A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

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ALANA: I’m not kidding.

ALANA: I’m not going to chase you.

ALANA: When you call me back, I will follow you again and re-like your posts.

ALANA: You have five minutes.

ALANA: Four minutes, Eddie.

ALANA: I’m giving you ten more minutes, in case you’re in a dead zone.

ALANA: Fine.

ALANA: You’re dead to me.

ALANA:

ALANA: See how upset Kiki and Foo Foo are right now?

ALANA: YOU. DID. THAT.

ALANA:

ALANA: I printed out pictures of you and lined their crates with them.

ALANA: They are NOT potty trained yet, Eddie.

ALANA: Kiki and Foo Foo are going to pee pee and poo poo all over your face, Eddie.

ALANA: That’s what happens to guys who try to break up with me.

ALANA: I swear to God if you don’t call me back in the next few hours, it is SO OVER.

ALANA: Like, beyond over.

ALANA: I will never ever EVER forgive you.

ALANA: Ever.

ALANA: So if you ever want any chance of working things out with me, you need to call me now.

ALANA:

ALANA: That’s what I’m wearing FYI and if you don’t call me back that’s the last picture you will ever see of me.

ALANA: I will block you on IG and on my phone.

ALANA: I will figure out how to block you from seeing images of me on Google.

ALANA: Not even kidding.

BLOCKED CONTACT: Call me.

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EDDIE: Okay, so Alana has been taken care of. You want to come back down to the room, or would you like me to come up to the observation car to kiss you?

BIRDIE: Eddie, this is too weird. It’s just weird getting this kind of text from you. I’m so used to you teasing me about being a nerd.

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