Page 90 of A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

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* The One with the Valentines *

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Your butt is fantastic,

And your abs are nice too.

-- Birdie

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Your nipples are like rosebuds,

And now that’s all I can think about.

-- Eddie

R4 is red,

R2 is blue,

I am the Force

And I be with you.

-- Birdie

Baby, Yoda one for me.

-- Eddie

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your Penis Station is my first stop

And the last stop too.

-- Birdie

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

My love life is finally on track,

Now that I’m railing you.

-- Eddie

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be arriving at our destination late, because Eddie Cannavale’s caboose is smokin’.

-- Birdie

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