Page 41 of A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

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ALANA:

ALANA: I think it’s a little premature to decide to be exclusive with someone when you haven’t actually met that person in person, don’t you?

ALANA: Soooooo sorry for the confusion.

ALANA: Oh.

ALANA: Maybe you lost your signal.

ALANA: Kbye.

ALANA:

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EDDIE: Where are you?

EDDIE: Did you leave for the dinner cat alright?

EDDIE: Dining car. Already. Duck you autocorrect.

BIRDIE: You need to drink a lot of water and you need to take an Advil and then you need to take a nap.

EDDIE: I’m not drink.

EDDIE: Drunk. Not drunk.

BIRDIE: You are on a timeout, young man.

EDDIE: Are you at the dining car already?

EDDIE: With lord snobbery farnsworth of skinnyfingerton the ?

BIRDIE: You need to stop ordering alcohol. You need to stop drinking alcohol. You need to take a nap. You need to calm down. And then you need to call Alana to smooth things over with her.

EDDIE: No. No to all of that.

EDDIE: I’m coming to the dining car.

BIRDIE: Eddie.

BIRDIE: Eddie stay in the room!

BIRDIE: Edward.

BIRDIE: Just promise me you’ll behave yourself around Rupert, please.

BIRDIE: He’s not here yet.

BIRDIE: Eddie.

BIRDIE:

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