EDDIE: I promise not to take my shirt off when you’re around.
EDDIE: I can’t make any promises about my pants, though.
EDDIE: Tell your nipples to behave themselves.
BIRDIE: Edward!!!
EDDIE: Okay okay relax! I’m done!
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BIRDIE: I’ve compiled a list of ground rules re shared train bedroom. Check your email, please read carefully and refer to it again on the ninth of February. Thank you.
EDDIE: