“Oh my God!” Bernie yells at Matt. “The Sound of Music!”
Aimee and Roxy are dying laughing.
“I literally drew the movie poster! That’s Julie Andrews singing and spinning around on a hill in front of the Alps!”
Matt doesn’t even move when she smacks him on the arm. “Why didn’t you just draw an ear and a musical note?”
“Because that’s not pretty,” she says, her lower lip sticking out.
Matt pulls her onto his lap. “That’s a beautiful drawing, babe.”
“Okay! Very good! One point for Matt and Bernadette!” says the resort manager. “Up next is Mr. Chase and Mrs. Aimee!”
We clap and hoot and holler. Chase gets up to erase the board as Aimee rubs her hands together. She decides to stand up for this. “Pick a good one, baby!”
“We got this,” Chase says as he picks out an index card and looks at it for half a second and then nods and goes to the board. The countdown starts. He draws a thick vertical line.
“It’s a line!In the Line of Fire!”
He shakes his head.
“It’s a stick! Slapstick comedy! The Three Stooges!”
He keeps shaking his head.
“It’s a pole!Striptease! It’s a big stick—big penis—is it a porno?”
He laughs and draws another stick and then draws a circle around the bottom of both of them and then what looks like a mountain around it and then he draws a stick figure holding onto the sticks and then what are clearly skis on its feet.
“Oh he’s skiing! It’s a ski movie!”
Chase points to her to keep going and points at the skis.
“Skis! Oh oh oh!The Big Lebowski!”
“Yes!” Chase yells out as he grabs another card from the box and looks at it while he erases the board. He draws a simple face with a squiggly line on its forehead.”
“Harry Potter!Scarface!”
“Yes!”
“Time!”
They hug, and we all clap for them, but secretly we hate them because come on—Scarfaceis easy.
Aimee’s up, and she draws a big circle.
“It’s a ball,” Chase says, leaning forward in his chair.
“Yes!” she squeals.
“A basketball.Hoop Dreams. Teen Wolf.”
She shakes her head and continues to draw a bunch of squares on the ball.
“It’s a golf ball.Caddyshack.”
She draws little lines that are radiating off of the ball and then one line attached to the top of the ball.