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Me
√-1 (IT’S IMAGINARY BECAUSE I CAN’T EVEN QUANTIFY THIS)
Megan
Did you ask about the blonde?
Me
No.
Me
I got distracted.
Me
BY HIS MOUTH
Megan
Of course you did.
P.S. To whoever decided that morning deliveries should happen before 7 a.m.: I both hate you and want to send you a thank you card.
P.P.S. Is it weird that him getting territorial over his friends checking me out was kind of hot? Just going to file that revelation away with all my other questionable life choices.
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DEFCON 1: BIKER EDITION
Posted by Anonymous at 2:49 p.m.
March 31
Things that sound like a good idea when you’re supposed to be working:
Creating a spreadsheet analysing every interaction you’ve ever had with your hot biker neighbour
Googling “what does it mean when a biker gets possessive in the lobby”
Convincing yourself that memorising motorcycle engine sounds is a totally normal hobby
All of the above while trying to explain to your boss why you haven’t fixed Johnson’s code yet
(Spoiler alert: None of these are actually good ideas, and Johnson’s code is still broken.)
Me
HE’S COOKING ME DINNER TONIGHT
Megan
You mentioned that. Three times.
Me
