I’m having feelings about his feelings.
 
 Megan
 
 Oh, honey.
 
 Megan
 
 You’re in trouble.
 
 Me
 
 I KNOW
 
 Me
 
 He asked for movie recommendations for his mum.
 
 Me
 
 I’m making a spreadsheet.
 
 Me
 
 With categories.
 
 Me
 
 And reviews.
 
 Megan
 
 You’re making his sick mum a movie spreadsheet at midnight?
 
 Me
 
 Umm, yes?
 
 Megan
 
 That’s it. We need Brad.
 
 Me
 
 DON’T YOU DARE
 
 Me
 
 I don’t need psychological analysis.
 
 Me
 
 I need someone to explain how he went from terrifying The Valley to making my heart explode in a stairwell.
 
 Megan
 
 You know exactly how and what this means.
 
 Me