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“What? He invited his parents on a booty trip weekend?” Tatiana laughs. This information gets Margot’s full attention and she stops trying to remove herself from the kitchen.
“He didn’t invite them.” I sigh. “We flew up to his family cabin?—”
“Flew up? How rich is he?” Tatiana laughs.
“—so they didn’t realize we would be there, and he didn’t realize that they were coming.”
“Awful.” Tatiana shakes her head.
“Amazing!” Margot says.
“What?” Tatiana looks at Margot like she’s insane.
“Bay is trying to end things with the guy! Now you have a great excuse to break up with him! Was it awkward? Were they awful?” Margot asks.
“No. They were really nice. I actually really liked them.” I take a deep breath. “They seemed like they’d never met someone he was dating before. They were odd, but really sweet.”
“So, you had a good time even though his parents showed up?” Margot asks.
“Did you guys even get a chance to bone? That’s the important question.” Tatiana leans forward. “Who cares about his parents? How was the cunnilingus?”
“Well… He went down on me like three times, and I came a whole bunch. We only got the chance to do ‘it’ once, but when I say that it was amazing—” I breathe out a sigh. “It was like…world-shattering.”
“You hit the jackpot. Don’t overthink it. I heard cryptid dick was good.” Margot shakes her head. “I’ve never gotten a chance to find out.”
“Excuse you, you can’t talk that way in front of your current sexual conquest.” Tatiana puts a hand against her chest in mock horror.
Margot rolls her eyes, before turning to me with a sad smile, she knows my family history. “Cheddar, it’s okay if you like him, and it’s nice if his parents like you.”
“Don’t over think it, Temp. You keep dating that life changing dick!” Tatiana grins wildly. “Simple as that.”
“It’s just that I’ve kind of explicitly told him that I don’t want anything too serious, but now…” I trail off. “I just don’t know.”
“I knew you’d change your mind.” Margot rolls her eyes. “It’s really obvious how much you like him.”
“What do I do now? If he still likes me—” I squirm. “How do I tell him that I was wrong?”
“Cheddar, you are an adult. You know what to do. Talk to him.”
I groan. I hate being an adult. I pick up Rhapsody from the ground and scratch under her chin.
“Or don’t say anything. Just show up at his apartment in lingerie. I did that to a woman once.” Tatiana suggests.
Margot gives her a sly grin. “And that went well for you did it?”
“Well, she fucked me three times that day, before the wife I didn’t know about came home.” Tatiana laughs. “So if you count that as a win?”
“Alright, I think it’s time to leave Bailey alone, let her decompress, we have other important things to be doing.” Margot nudges Tatiana from the room with a firm smack on the ass.
Tatiana giggles as she steps into the hallway, calling behind her. “Okay, but I want to hear all the juicy details later, Temp!”
Great, now I have to figure out how to avoid telling Tatiana that the great guy I’m fucking is our boss. At least her lingerie story might come in useful.
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THE SKIRT
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