“Absolutely not.”
“That’s about to change.”
“If you wanna watch me spit it into a napkin, that’s fine by me.”
“You don’t strike me as someone with texture issues.”
“Oh no?”
“You’ve had your tongue in my ass,” he reminds me.
My cock stirs. “That’s different.”
“It’s a delicacy,” he says. “Just the same.”
I huff. “Okay.”
“You’ll see.”
The restaurant is the nicest one I could get a reservation at on short notice. There’s a glass wall with views of the bridge and white tablecloths glowing with candlelight, but the atmosphere isn’t too stuffy.
It’s a seafood restaurant known for its oysters and winepairings. The sommelier is the first person to come to the table, and I sit back while Calyx chats with him. I’d be impressed with them both if the sommelier weren’t totally flirting with my date.
I size the older man up as he flatters and poses and pontificates about soils. He’s probably forty, in shape, with neatly trimmed everything. Even the line of his beard is precise. But I swear to god, he’s looking at Calyx like he wants to shove his cock past those pretty raspberry colored lips ofmine.
When he finally walks away, Calyx’s bright eyes flash my direction. “Fancy,” he says. “I feel like it’smybirthday.”
“Happy birthday,” I tell him, annoyed.
Hs gaze narrows. “What?”
“Is that your type?” I ask, nodding in the direction the sommelier went.
Calyx smirks. “Seriously?”
I wait for an actual answer.
“I don’t know,” he finally says. “How much money do you figure he makes? That’s usually the make or break factor.”
“I could google it.”
“I’m kidding,” he deadpans. “No. He isn’t my type.”
“Why not?”
“Because I don’t have a type,” he says vaguely.
I find myself glaring at him, but he ignores that and asks, “Can we move on now, or did you want me to button up my jacket?”
I sigh, aware that this twitchy jealousy is my problem, and I don’t need to make it his. “Sorry,” I mumble.
He gives me a faint smile. “You’re forgiven. So, whatisthe occasion?”
“Guess,” I tell him.
“Your doctor cleared you for everything and you felt like celebrating.”
“Also, I needed a new suit.”