Sounds like you need to punish Lily.
There’s only one woman I want to put over my knee, and I think we both know she’s the one I’m engaged to.
Wifey:
Nash, doesn’t your bride-to-be look incredible? Tell her she should buy this, because she won’t listen to us. -Lily
*PICTURE OF LACY IN DRESSING ROOM*
Nash coughed, his coffee sloshing over the side of the mug as he slammed it down on the desk.
“Whoa! You okay?” Gunner looked up from the simulator binder. “There’s only ten minutes left in this scenario, don’t die yet.”
“Funny.”
“Why are you all red?”
“Lily’s my new favorite person, after Lace and Embrie, of course.”
“What? Why? Did she text you something? Let me see!” Gunner reached for his phone.
“Absolutely not.”
“If my wife is texting you?—”
“She sent me a revealing pic of Lacy. I’m not showing it to you, so sit the fuck back down. Apparently the girls are shopping for unmentionables.”
“Okay, Gramps.” Gunner smiled as he picked up his phone. The dopey look on his face told Nash everything he needed to know.
“Why don’t you show me what you got over there?” he teased.
“I would, but you’d be dead two seconds later.”
Nash finally turned his phone back over to face him, making sure he spun his chair so Gunner wouldn’t accidentally see what he was looking at because, holy fuck, it was definitely meant for his eyes only.
Wifey:
You okay there, sailor? I told Lily it was a bad idea to send it. I know you’re at work. We can just forget it…
Well, I almost just choked to death on my coffee. But holy fuck, Lace. Buy that outfit and every other one in the store just like it. I mean it. There better be twenty of them in our closet when I get home tonight. And after we get Embrie to bed, you’re going to model them for me.
“I’m just saying, that was a very distracting thing to send to me in the middle of the workday.” Nash laughed as Lacy’s cheeks turned the most delicious shade of red. They were all gathered around a table at Dolly’s. Well, two tables pushed together, because they had rather quickly grown out of using just one.
“And honestly, extra cruel for the rest of us, who had to watch him check his phone seven thousand more times before the end of the day. I mean, I’m happy for you guys, but it’s just mean to rub that in our faces, especially when some of usdon’t have spicy wifey photo privileges with someone. Am I right?” Hawk elbowed Stone in the side.
“Speak for yourself, big guy.”
Every eye in the room flew toward Stone, who clearly realized a little too late what he’d said.
“Wait. What? Who the fuck are you seeing? How did I miss this?”
Stone’s face went white as snow and Mae started coughing, Lily pounding on her back while the rest of the friend group clearly didn’t know where to look or what to say.
“Lily.” Mae laughed. “You can’t whisper things like that to me.”
Lily looked like a deer caught in headlights, but she played right along with Mae.
“Sorry. Hey, did you guys know Sage started saying ‘hockey’ the other day?”