Page 48 of Just Friends
“cancel the promo, there’s no point”
“the promo hasn’t even happened yet, and we already found true love”
“Who in the world even WANTS to get between these two?? You’d just end up going crazy with jealousy.”
I ignored the chat.
“Strangest part was,” I continued, “his grunting only lasted a few seconds.” I wore a smug grin. “Guy must’ve been a serious one-pump chump. Heclearlycouldn’t please you.”
“It’s not that,” she muttered.
“No? So I misheard? He must’ve been silently fucking you for hours like a champ, then. Is that what you’re telling me?”
“No,” she sighed. “It’s not that, either.”
“So what’s the deal?”
“It’s because—” Whatever Piper was about to say, she suddenly thought better of. She sealed her lips. “No. Nevermind. I’mnotgoing to say that on camera.”
I laughed. “What is it? Say it.”
“No!” she protested. “Absolutely not! It’s private.”
“That’s okay, you don’t have to tell me. I already know why. It’s because Rick was a one-pump chump who couldn’t please you, like I said. You’re just protecting him in case he’s watching.”
Piper rolled her eyes. “No, it’s becauseeveryguy I’ve ever been with only lasts a minute or two, okay?”
“For real?Damn. I’m so sorry,” I said, fighting back a smirk. “But why is that, you think?”
“Why doyouthink?!” she countered, her cheeks turning bright pink.
“I dunno, maybe because you make a point ofonlysleeping with one-pump-chump dweebs?”
“Nooo!” she said, groaning. “Do I really have to spell it out for you, Jax?”
“Apparently, you do.”
“Because every guy I’ve been with has said I’m really, really tight.Okay?”
That piece of information wasnotwhat I was expecting. In a blindsided daze, thecocky smile slowly drained from my face.
“That’s total bullshit,” I said dismissively, trying to keep my cool. “What’s more likely? That you’resotight that every guy you sleep with nuts in a minute,oryou only date one-pump chumps who blame their hair-triggers on you?”
She rolled her eyes. “I don’t care what you believe, Jax! I’m only telling you what they told me—ugh, forget it, I shouldn’t have said anything.”
Could it really be possible? That she wassotight, guys just couldn’t last inside her?Damn, that sounds hot as fuck. Just thinking about it—picturing it—had me feeling all sorts of conflicted thoughts and feelings, like—
No.I nipped that thought in the bud before it went too far.
“Hey, why are you looking at me like that?” she asked, flustered.
“How?” I asked, but I quickly looked away in a panic. “I’m not.”
“Nevermind.” Piper slunk lower in her seat. “Man.I can’t believe I just admitted that on live-stream. Ugh!” She cowered from the camera. “Sorry if anyone who knows me is watching. Sorry Momma, sorry Daddy … I hope you’re not watching …”
Trying to get my bearings back, I waved off her concern. “But your parents are pretty open about sex stuff, aren’t they? I doubt they’d care too much.”
“Honestly, theywouldn’tcare, no; but it’s still TMI and I don’t want my parents knowing that about me.Anyway,can we please forget I said that and move on?” She turned her attention to the monitor. “Let’s see what people are saying.” She paused to read from the chat, but she didn’t get very far before she tutted with disgust. “Oh,ew.”
