Page 5 of Living for Truth
At least my date didn’t kiss me with a greasy hamburger mouth.
What a wild coincidence that I accidentally texted the wrong number and that number just so happens to belong to a girl who also went on a bad date.
Maybe it’sa sign from the universe I should get to know Hannah. Or maybe I’m just lonely as fuck and want someone new to talk to.
Either way, I text her again.
Morgan:I’m sorry your date didn’t go well.
The three dots appear, disappear, and reappear a few times until she finally responds.
Hannah:Thanks? Same goes to you, I guess.
Hannah:But tbh, you could use some new excuses. He’s out of your league? How original. *eyeroll emoji*
Okay, rude.
But she’s right. It wasn’t very original.
Morgan: Ok, fine.
Morgan: It was totally unoriginal. BUT I wasn’t lying. Blake is cool and hot and way out of my league.
Hannah: Then why didn’t it work out?
God knows why I want to tell a complete stranger the failings of my love life.
Hannah seems… nosy. Straightforward. Sassy.
It’s a refreshing change from people pitying me for being a single dad. But she doesn’t know that about me yet.
Morgan:He lives his life based on astrology and I… don’t? I guess that’s the simple answer.
Morgan:For example, I asked him out, and he said we would have to wait for the full moon because it’s the best time for starting romance.
Hannah: …Alright, that's a little odd.
Hannah: I can see how that would be off-putting if you’re not into that
Hannah: It’s like dating someone outside of your religion if you’re super religious
Morgan: Exactly. We also just have different life goals and aspirations.
Morgan: Why didn’t your date work out?
Morgan:Other than the greasy tongue thing
Hannah:Do you want my reason or what my mom thinks?
Morgan:Your reason, obviously. Who cares what your momthinks?
Hannah: Everyone cares what my mom thinks.
Hannah: He didn’t ask me a single thing about myself. He told me I should order a salad, not a burger, and then he talked about crypto currency the entire time.
Morgan: What an asshole.
Morgan:Why would he care about what you eat?
