Strawberry
Oh, you’re going to love it
It’s pink
Of course there was a catch. I sigh as I type again.
Me
Show pic
Need exact shade
Immediately, a picture of a pink dress balanced on a weird hanger shows up. If I could roll my eyes harder, they’d get stuck.
Me
Pic of YOU wearing it
Strawberry
No
Me
Yes
That’s how I’ll know the real shade
I couldn’t give two flying turds about the color of this dress. It could be the color of baby diarrhea for all I care. I just want a picture of her. In the dress. That has very little fabric at the top.
Strawberry
Is this for real, or are there nefarious purposes?
Me
Both
Strawberry
*Blushing and laughing emoji*
You COULD have been a forward with how forward you are
I grin.
Me
I thought you weren’t so shy anymore
Strawberry
Okay fine, let me put the dang dress on again
I hunch against the window, because no one better be watching over my shoulder for this.
Me