Page 91 of Overtime

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Strawberry

Oh, you’re going to love it

It’s pink

Of course there was a catch. I sigh as I type again.

Me

Show pic

Need exact shade

Immediately, a picture of a pink dress balanced on a weird hanger shows up. If I could roll my eyes harder, they’d get stuck.

Me

Pic of YOU wearing it

Strawberry

No

Me

Yes

That’s how I’ll know the real shade

I couldn’t give two flying turds about the color of this dress. It could be the color of baby diarrhea for all I care. I just want a picture of her. In the dress. That has very little fabric at the top.

Strawberry

Is this for real, or are there nefarious purposes?

Me

Both

Strawberry

*Blushing and laughing emoji*

You COULD have been a forward with how forward you are

I grin.

Me

I thought you weren’t so shy anymore

Strawberry

Okay fine, let me put the dang dress on again

I hunch against the window, because no one better be watching over my shoulder for this.

Me

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