Leah
Detailssssss.
Me
Sorry to disappoint you, but there’s not really any. Not yet. It’s new, but we made it official this morning.
Tay
AS IN HE STAYED OVER AFTER THE WEDDING AND YOU SEALED THE DEAL THIS MORNING?! THIS MORNING?
Me
Um, no. He brought me coffee though.
Shane
I think that’s even more romantic. But coffee is my love language soooo.
Leah
Look who found their way over the line between love and hate
Me
Let’s pump, nay, slam on the breaks. No one is in love. Just…lets call it exploring the other side of the line.
Ruby
So you guys HAVEN’T slept together
Shit.
I hate lying to my friends. They’re the only ones I have ever been completely transparent with, but keeping the secret of me and Fitz, our history, and our current situation, feels like the least humiliating way to go about this. A year from now when this is all over, they’ll just think I’m a regular heartbroken girl. So I see no need to let them in on the expiration date of this fake relationship.
Me
Dirty details another day. I’m still nursing a hangover and I need sustenance.
Tay
Time to call Fitz then.
Ruby
Tucker better double wrap it this week. Sounds like someone is in heat.
Tay
Shane
Leah
Oh, geez.