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Me
How did you break a vase?
Luther
I threw my burrito, duh. Now, give me every SINGLE detail. And what do you mean you THINK?
Me
It was at the conference we went to in New York. I got a phone call that put me in a bad mood, one drink led to another and…Luther I swear to god I didn’t remember anything until I ran into him tonight and it all just hit me like a party bus. I’m kind of freaking out.
Luther
That was not every little detail…
Me
Will you focus? I don’t know if he remembers or if it’s just a coincidence that what he said tonight made me remember. What if he was just as drunk as I was and doesn't remember either?
Luther
Are you gonna ask him? Or are you just gonna play hard to get and pretend like you still don’t remember and let him make a move?
Me
Who said anything about wanting to do it again?
Luther
Be so for real right now…
Me
You haven’t worked with him the way I have. The guy is an asshole. I don’t want anything to do with him. I don’t even want the memory of having slept with him the first time.
Luther
Ugh. FINE.
Me
You were no help...
Luther
Don’t you have like four straight female friends you could consult about this? Maybe get their opinion since I’m apparently attracted to red flags?
Me
I’m not exactly wanting to tell them I boned the guy I claim to despise.
Luther
CLAIM TO?!?!?!
Me
I’m not bringing you coffee tomorrow.
