I sit down on the foot of the bed and go through my texts, leaving all of the ones fromMother Dearestunread, and going straight to the group chat.
Tay
Okay you boss bitch, here’s what you missed while you were off taking New York by storm.
1 - Some guy high off his ass ran through the ER with only a sock on (I’ll let you decide where he was wearing it.)
2 - Cece said Tay-luh so I’m officially the favorite aunt (haha, bitches)
3 - Tucker and Max are looking at a bar location in Texas this week so yee-haw for that.
Shane
Video or it didn’t happen
Leah
Please re-read what all was on that list and specify what you want a video of before we all get a video of a man with a sock on his dick.
Ruby
She never said it was on his dick…
Me
Do you think they’ll consider line dancing at Chattahoochies, TX?
Ruby
Seeing as how they wouldn’t have to deal with the people as often it could be a possibility
Shane
Did she really say Tay-luh?
Tay
Swear to god. But I didn’t video it because I’m a present auntie.
Leah
For the love of god, where was the sock?!
Me
Tay
His left hand.
Ruby
Shane