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The Love Machine:

Valentina has me all wound up.

Like she tied you up?

The Love Machine:

Fuck you Diva. This isn’t the time or place. This is serious.

The Holy One:

Translation: she left him with one untied hand to either text or jerk off. Dealer’s choice.

100% that’s what’s happening right now.

The Holy One:

He probably couldn’t seal the deal so she’s teaching him a lesson. You need to remember that you need to take the BLUE pills.

The Love Machine:

You know goddamn well that I can seal any-fucking deal! I don’t need ANY help!

I mean, you used to. But look at you now - all tied up.

The Love Machine:

STFU. This is different.

The Holy One:

Different how? Like she’s got three nipples different or something?

The Love Machine:

….

The Holy One:

…. What?

Alright, alright, calm down. He says it’s “serious” and “different”. Let’s give him the floor.

The Love Machine:

Thank you. And yes - it is serious. She’s what’s different. I’ve never met anyone like her. She’s got me all messed up.

The Holy One:

So you’re no longer slaying pussy? Or staying sassy?

Slaying. Eating. Fucking. Any of those work.

The Love Machine:

Fuck you guys. But also… yes. She’s immune to my mojo.

Ahhh. There’s the real crux of this issue.

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