Page 13 of Don't Call Me Daddy

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I don’t know. They’re normal. Why do you need to know?

Guy

Normal? Really, Leo? Wait… has she not shown you?

Tell me she’s not one of those wait-for-marriage girls???

Luka

IDK. I think it could be hot…

Leo

I don’t think she needs a sweater. She’s got plenty of clothes.

Mom

Who said anything about a sweater? I’m making a halter top. I can show you mine so you can see.

Leo

I’d really rather not.

Guy

And now, my weiner’s sucked inside my body.

Mom

It’s doing that again? It always used to do that when you were a baby. The doctor said it was because you were so fat, but maybe you can ask Dr. Stone to look at it next time you see him?

Guy

I WAS JOKING, MOM!

Luka

Ha-ha, Guy’s got an innie weenie.

Mom

There’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a medical condition.

Jett

I thought I unsubscribed from this text thread…

Roman

You can’t escape us that easily. I added you back.

Jett Kingsley has left the group message.

Leo

Okay, I’m putting my phone away now. Some of us have work to do.

I pocket my phone and make my way down the hall into my office. As soon as I open my email, my phone buzzes again. This time, it’s just from my dad, and it’s sent directly to me.

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