Page 58 of Damian & Jun, Episodes 13-16
“Ahya!” Jaewoong groaned. “Mi Hi’s going to kill us.”
Jun laughed. “Su-jin hasn’t gotten asked because we have standards.”
Yohei breathed into his microphone, deep and dark, “You bet we do.”
Su-jin pretended to faint. “I’m going to die a virgin.”
Jaewoong patted his shoulder. “It’s okay, you can be uncle to all my babies and help pay for their education.”
“How many?” Su-jin narrowed his eyes, like he was bargaining.
“Four. That way, between me and my wife, we have a hand for everyone.”
“Four!” Jun snorted. “We’ll never retire if you want four kids. We’ll be up here dancing when we’re eighty paying for four kids.” Jun turned to the host, “How many kids do you have?”
“Uh, one,” the host said.
“And when will you be able to retire?”
“Never,” the host chuckled.
“Well, I guess all of you will have to be gay, never retire, and help me raise my kids,” Jaewoong announced, leaning back in his seat.
“Maybe he’s the one who shouldn’t be allowed to date,” Yohei smirked. “This ‘wife’ of his is purely theoretical. We have a chance, guys.”
“Hey!” Jaewoong mock-punched at Yohei. “I’ll make a great dad!”
Jun put up his hands to stop the pretend fight. “How about this? Jaewoong has three kids, Sathers and I adopt, and we all share custody of Su-jin until we find someone we approve of, preferably who loves dogs. That way we can all retire by eighty.”
“Yohei and I can keep track of Su-jin,” Geun said. “We all know he’s too cute to let go out by himself.”
Su-jin hid his face in his hands. “Just because you all convinced me to dress up as a doll.”
“Yes!” the host jumped in, eager to get the interview back on track, even though he’d been the one to derail it. “Would you like to go into the inspiration for “Haunted Doll”? Where did you shoot that video?”
“Like all of our MVs for this album, we shot it during various stages of St. Elmo’s remodeling,” Jun switched gears. “As for the inspiration, well, a lot of that really came from our experiences, and those of people we’ve met. I’m sure I don’t need to go into certain things too deeply.”
“And Su-jin’s character in the MV?”
“It was really natural, once I understood the character,” Su-jin said. “And a lot of fun to shoot. Like a live-action anime.”
“You were in a birdcage at one point. Was that CG or did you actually have a birdcage that large?”
“The birdcage was real,” Jun said.
“Oh, yeah, and we locked him in.” Jaewoong cackled.
The host’s cheeks were a little flushed. “Were you scared?”
Su-jin frowned. “No, why?”
“They locked you in.”
“Of course not. I took a nap. They couldn’t shoot the next part without me.”
“Okay, real story,” Yohei leaned forward. “Jaewoong gave Su-jin way too much caffeine. He asked for one shot in his coffee and Jaewoong gave him three. So we left him in the cage to use the swing until he stopped shaking. That way, he couldn’t tip over any equipment.”
“We gave him lots of water and protein,” Jun jumped in. “It wasn’t like we let him starve.”
