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Ella
Welllll I’m not going to lie. August was holding his stick like it was a walker. LOL He winced when the puck hit the boards. THE BOARDS, LADIES. Also, Oliver groaned during the practice faceoff. And not one of those sexy kind of groans. It was legit a grandpa-get-off-the-couch kind of groan.
Scarlett
That tracks. He literally groaned when he got out of bed this morning too and when I asked if he wanted to have a quickie before he left he cried and ran from the room. HAHAHA!
Me
I’m pretty damn sure you guys are breaking your men! LOL
Layken
Honestly, I’m here for it. The sex has been great squirting or not.
Marlee
Ledger asked me if we had any electrolytes. He’s dehydrated from round 4 overnight. Who even AM I?
Scarlett
Yep. I told Oliver to have a great trip to Chicago and I swear to God he mumbled something about his dick appreciating the rest day. BAHAHA! I’m dead!
Ella
August asked if we could have a “rest night.” I said “Sure babe. After you break Barrett’s record.” He looked at me like he was in the third act of a sports movie where the coach says, “You’ve got ONE shift left in you, kid. Give it everything you’ve got!”
Marlee
OMG I was on the plane when Ledger boarded, looked at me, and shook his head and said, “I just need to finish this road trip alive” and I am DYING LAUGHING!!! Seriously, I can’t stop!
Me
Teehee…Barrett got on board and handed everyone except Harrison TWO WATER BOTTLES and a package of Liquid IV! Harrison got a Diet Coke! Seriously, holding back my laughter is giving me a stomachache!
Corrigan
All I’m hearing is Operation Squirtgate is a success! LOL
Scarlett
I mean…Do we feel bad?
Ella
Absolutely not. We’re making them EARN it.
Layken
That’s right! They always want to get laid and now the tides have turned Let the league know: The WAGs are no longer playing defense. We’re running the offense now.
Marlee
To quote my man’s new safe word: “Barrett.”
Everyone
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