Page 44 of What If I Hate You
Because I sure as hell am not telling you every tiny detail.
Ledger
Bro, you fingered her in the hallway, didn’t you?
Me
What the fuck is wrong with you?
And how the fuck does he know?
Christ, did someone see us?
Maybe they head us?
Shit.
August
It’s always the quiet ones.
Griffin
You can tell us. Is that why your hands are trembling? Need electrolytes?
Harrison
Bear, at least tell us you washed them before you came back to the locker room.
Me
I will strangle you all with my bare hands.
Bodhi
*GIF of man smelling his fingers and sighing* Bear, do the thing.
August
So that’s why Rivers looked like she wanted to murder you and fuck you when she boarded the plane.
Griffin
I thought she always looked like that tbh.
Ledger
That was different. This was more “annoyed because she liked it” than “annoyed because he exists”
Oliver
I’m just here to say, “thank you for your service, Bear.” Proud of you.
Bodhi
Wait until he tells us the truth. Bear, what really happened?
Me
