Page 43 of What If I Hate You
Griffin
Oooh if he’s saying no, that means there is, in fact, tea to spill.
Bodhi
Either spill it right here in this chat or we could just ask you out loud right here on the plane where Rivers is bound to hear us…
Me
Really? You’re blackmailing me to get me to speak?
August
*GIF of dog nodding ‘yep’*
Me
Suck my entire ass.
Griffin
Sir yes sir!
Bodhi
*GIF of a teddy bear squeezing a tube of lube*
August
[captioned photo of Bear from earlier, eyes bugged, face red] He’s either in love or shitting out a hockey puck.
Ledger
Aside: Did anyone see the way Rivers was walking when she boarded? Like she just rode a bull for six hours straight.
Bodhi
So now Bear’s making women bowlegged? That’s King shit.
Oliver
If anyone deserves it, it’s Rivers. Girl terrifies me.
Ledger
I just want to know when the wedding is.
August
I heard they’re both allergic to happiness and that’s why they only fuck in hallways. Can anyone confirm?
Bodhi
[live photo] Rivers is talking with Marlee and they’re both red as fuck. Do you think they’re talking about Bear’s…bear?
Me
Alright, alright. You fat fucks. I kissed her. Alright? I kissed Rivers not long before we boarded. That’s it. That’s the story.
