She went to culinary school. Lexie has sharp knives too.
 
 Elodie
 
 Okay, I only know some of you, so hi, to the rest of you. Umm. I just picked up my phone and saw that I had seventy-two missed messages. I get that some of these are you insane people laughing at, thumbs-upping, hearting, and exclamation-pointing these texts, but holy shit, don’t you have jobs?
 
 Rome
 
 Okay. New girl sounds hot. Dibs.
 
 Saylor
 
 I told you dibs was a thing.
 
 Dillan
 
 You can’t dibs a person.
 
 Elodie
 
 You people are crazy. The band will be there tonight at eight p.m. Will Lucky be there by then?
 
 Lexie
 
 Hello... Linc. What time will you get Lucky to West End?
 
 Linc
 
 That’s tonight?
 
 Lexie
 
 I’m going to kill you.
 
 Linc
 
 I’m kidding. I’ll have him there at seven-thirty. I told him I needed to talk to him, and I didn’t want to do it at the house because I didn’t want you to overhear.
 
 Brea
 
 Great. He probably thinks it’s about me.
 
 Linc
 
 The world doesn’t revolve around you, princess.
 
 Brea
 
 I’m going to get Caitlin to cut off your balls, you dick.
 
 Caitlin
 
 I’ll bring my new knife.
 
 Saylor
 
 For the twenty-seventh time. Who. Is. Helping. Lexie. With. The. Cake?
 
 Jamie