I laugh again, enjoying the easiness of this conversation.Thank God things aren’t weird between us.
Banks: Do you have any plans today?
Me: Aren’t you supposed to be working?
Banks: Stop reminding me.
Me: I’m doing laundry so I don’t have to sleep in your shirt again, since that really seemed to bother you.
Banks: Really—it didn’t.
My stomach burns so hot that I shift on the bed.
Me: Seemed like it did … in a couple of different ways.
I’m poking the bear. I’m doing it, and I’m not even sure I want to take it there—to why he essentially walked away from me.
Banks: So I take it you’re pissy about last night?
Me: Pissy? No.
Banks:
Me: I’m just making damn sure I don’t put us in that situation again. Your shirt will be washed, dried, and in the laundry room when you get home.
Banks: That’s a shame.
What?
I type furiously.
Me: I thought you said you don’t play games, Mr. Carmichael?
Banks: I don’t.
Me:
Banks: If I were playing games with you, you would’ve lost that shirt and been on your back in the hallway.
Me: Sounds like a fun game.
Banks: It would be. It could be.
Me: It should be.
Banks: Except you would’ve woken up this morning thinking I’m just like the other guys you hang out with.
Me: So?
Banks: So that’s offensive.
“Offensive?” I mutter, typing my response three times before I get it right.
Me: I wasn’t pissy about last night, but now I am.
Banks: Good for you. My mom might stop by today. She threatened to go through all my cabinets if I didn’t return her yellow bowl. But I don’t have it. So if she comes and starts poking around, laugh at her.
“Ugh,” I groan.