Page 108 of Fluke
Her eyes widen. “What did you do?”
Chirp!
Foxx: Someone better be dead.
Maddox: Not yet.
Moss: Jess is on his deathbed.
Paige: Foxx isn’t going to bail Banks out of jail this time, so who’s going to do it?
Foxx: He’s in jail AGAIN?
Moss: Not yet.
A screenshot loadsonto the screen, and I burst out laughing.It’s so much better than I dreamed.
Pippa gasps and tugs the phone to get a better look. Her hand clamps over her mouth.
Golden Years Dating App: For women 65-80 looking for love and companionship.
Name: Sparkles
Age: 25
Stats: 5 ft 7 in, 185 lbs, Brown hair, hazel eyes
Bio: I’m looking for a sugar grandma willing to give me all her attention, and in return, I’ll give her all of mine. I have lots of energy and a big cock I’d love to bring to your house.
Might be a match if: You need constant companionship and have no regard for personal space.
Fact that surprises people: I’m a good driver. Need a chauffeur for your errands? I got you.
Together we could: Make each other feel wanted.
Other: Not opposed to a roommate situation.
Contact preferences: Call or text me at 555-555-5555
“Did you do this?” she asks, trying to hold in her laughter. She points at the picture on the profile—the one Banks stuck to every damn thing in my house.
“Look, the little motherfucker needs attention so bad that he broke into my house while I was gone. I have a giant rooster in my front yard, thanks to him, and he made me think he called emergency services the other day. I’ve had it with him and his shit.”
Foxx: He had that coming.
Foxx has silenced notifications.
“When did you do this?”Pippa asks, giggling.
“The night before we left. I couldn’t sleepbecause someone wasn’t in bed with me,” I say. “And I lay there thinking about how Banks would break in while I was gone and do God knows what. I had some time on my hands and thought—you know, he needs someone with time ontheirhands. Someone who understands adolescents,who has a house.” I shrug. “It worked out.”
Me: How did you find out?
Maddox: He called me screaming.
Moss: Mad sent me a screenshot.
Paige: Ashley called me.
