Page 84 of Texts From My Exes

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Harper

OMG stop.

Grandma Blue

Finally. About time one of you grew a pair. Ezra, don’t screw it up. Harper, hydrate. And both of you—make me a great-grandbaby before I’m back.

Harper

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Ezra

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Harper

Delete this.

Ezra

Already screenshot it. Printing it on a T-shirt.

Grandma Blue

Good boy.

Hey, you. Yeah, you—the one who just finished our story.

Thanks for rooting for us.

Now do me a favor: don’t call me “the one that got away.”

Call me the one that stayed.

—Ezra

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