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She already had me hooked with her smile, sense of humor, and vulnerability, and now I’m just a full-blown goner. Sinking inside her was like coming home. I’ll never get enough of her.

I already created the schedule for next month’s shifts and did a bunch of other administrative stuff, so I might as well have some fun. I pull out my phone and send a text to Ciara.

Me: Miss me yet?

I’m excited when I see she starts typing back immediately.

Ciara: *eye roll emoji* You’ve been gone for four hours. Don’t get a big head just because you’ve got a big head *wink emoji*

Me: *crying laughing emoji* Oh come on can’t you stroke my ego just once?

Ciara: Nope

Ciara: I can stroke something else though *2 wink emojis*

Me: It’s gonna be real awkward when the Big Guy jumps up in front of everyone at the station

Ciara: OMG, do you call your dick The Big Guy? Really?

Me: Hey you said yourself he’s big, why fight it?

Ciara: So unoriginal

Me: You got something better??

Ciara: It’ll take some research but I’m sure I can come up with something

Me: Oh I’m happy to sacrifice my body in the name of research

Ciara: I thought you would be

Ciara: I’m thinking Jay or Khal Drogo but I’ll refrain from making my final choice until I do more research

Me: LOL ummm do I even wanna know why those are your top 2 contenders?

Ciara: To match me, of course

Umm, what?

Me: Do you…do you call your pussy Beyoncé and/or Khaleesi?

Ciara: Sure do! I switch off whichever one I’m feeling in the moment

Me: But…why?

Ciara: Because she’s a goddamn queen and she should be treated as such

This woman. She’s going to be the death of me, and I’m loving every minute of it.

Me: *crying laughing emoji* I can’t argue with that

Ciara: Of course you can’t it’s perfect logic

Ciara: I gotta go, Nina is begging me for details about your dick

Ciara: *inserts gif of Larry from Curb Your Enthusiasm with the words ‘I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble’*

Me: Make sure you tell her about that thing I do with my tongue too