She already had me hooked with her smile, sense of humor, and vulnerability, and now I’m just a full-blown goner. Sinking inside her was like coming home. I’ll never get enough of her.
 
 I already created the schedule for next month’s shifts and did a bunch of other administrative stuff, so I might as well have some fun. I pull out my phone and send a text to Ciara.
 
 Me: Miss me yet?
 
 I’m excited when I see she starts typing back immediately.
 
 Ciara: *eye roll emoji* You’ve been gone for four hours. Don’t get a big head just because you’ve got a big head *wink emoji*
 
 Me: *crying laughing emoji* Oh come on can’t you stroke my ego just once?
 
 Ciara: Nope
 
 Ciara: I can stroke something else though *2 wink emojis*
 
 Me: It’s gonna be real awkward when the Big Guy jumps up in front of everyone at the station
 
 Ciara: OMG, do you call your dick The Big Guy? Really?
 
 Me: Hey you said yourself he’s big, why fight it?
 
 Ciara: So unoriginal
 
 Me: You got something better??
 
 Ciara: It’ll take some research but I’m sure I can come up with something
 
 Me: Oh I’m happy to sacrifice my body in the name of research
 
 Ciara: I thought you would be
 
 Ciara: I’m thinking Jay or Khal Drogo but I’ll refrain from making my final choice until I do more research
 
 Me: LOL ummm do I even wanna know why those are your top 2 contenders?
 
 Ciara: To match me, of course
 
 Umm, what?
 
 Me: Do you…do you call your pussy Beyoncé and/or Khaleesi?
 
 Ciara: Sure do! I switch off whichever one I’m feeling in the moment
 
 Me: But…why?
 
 Ciara: Because she’s a goddamn queen and she should be treated as such
 
 This woman. She’s going to be the death of me, and I’m loving every minute of it.
 
 Me: *crying laughing emoji* I can’t argue with that
 
 Ciara: Of course you can’t it’s perfect logic
 
 Ciara: I gotta go, Nina is begging me for details about your dick
 
 Ciara: *inserts gif of Larry from Curb Your Enthusiasm with the words ‘I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble’*
 
 Me: Make sure you tell her about that thing I do with my tongue too