“You know the rule,” Rick exclaimed and huffed when he picked up a sack.
“I knowyourrule, but I don’t think it works for everyone.”
“Of course it does. I promise you that as soon as you’ve fucked three other girls you’ll be over Cleo.”
“Her name is Chloe.”
“Three girls.” Rick held up three fingers. “With the line of girls interested in you, it won’t take long.”
“It’s not my style,” I said and turned my cap around.
“Well, then adopt a new style, because you’ve been moaning over her for two months – it’s time to move on, man.”
A grunt escaped me.
“What was that?” Rick asked. “Were you trying to say ‘Thank you, Rick, for helping me get my shit together’?”
“Nope, it was more like a ‘Don’t fucking push me’ grunt.”
“Ahh…” He waved a hand in the air. “Stop being so pathetic. You’re a man with physical needs like the rest of us. You’re just bitchy because you haven’t been laid for so long – but that will change tonight.”