Eryka raised her eyebrow, “I guarantee when he sees you in that dress there will be no gentle thoughts anywhere to be found. And when he finds out what is underneath? Well, you are good and truly fucked.”
Then she snorted and threw her head back, laughing.
Brenya tried to stay stern, but started laughing too.
She threw a shirt at Eryka, “You have no filter do you?”
Eryka shrugged, “Not so far. But you haven’t had much of one either. It’s why we are friends.”
Brenya laughed, “True. Fine. Okay. Let me get dressed, I have to pick him up soon. Girl, seeing him with all those kids? I swear to god, my ovaries sat up and panted. It was insane. He is so hot and then he is good with kids? Like what? Where did he come from?”
Eryka laughed, “Outer Space. Check and see if he is an alien! Or he is magic. Something.”
“And just how am I supposed to tell if he is an alien?”
Eryka tapped her chin, “He could have a different colored dick.”
Brenya’s eyes went wide, “I don’t think so. From what I have seen he is all human.”
Eryka went still, “Excuse me? What does that mean little lady?”
She put her hands on her hips and Brenya’s face flushed, “Um, I sorta had a sex dream about him last night? And, um, if what I saw in the dream is actually real, then he is all human and all man.”
Eryka picked up a pillow from her bed and hit her with it, “You didn’t tell me that! Girl, tell me all the details. Is he big?”
Brenya smiled, “I am not going to tell you that. That’s mine.”
Then she stuck her tongue out and Eryka fell on her bed, her hand held to her head. “But, but, but. Inquiring minds want to know. Does he at least have abs? Please lord let him have abs.”
“He does. From what I saw it’s at least a six pack.”
Eryka let out a sigh, “Thank all that is holy. Lick them. Okay? Just do it because I can’t.”
Brenya grinned, “I will do my best.”
Eryka sat up on her bed, “Good. But in all seriousness, be safe. Okay? Text me later if you are staying at his house. Bring a bag just in case.”
Brenya nodded, “I will.”
Then she hugged her best friend and got ready for her date.
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When she picked up Jensynn, his hair was a little out of place and he raked it back with his fingers and then leaned over and kissed her.
“You look beautiful.”
“Thank you. Where to?”
He told her where to drive and when she pulled in the driveway, she loved his small house.
It looked inviting and had lights strung on the eaves and the trees.
There was a Christmas tree in the window and she couldn’t wait to see the inside.
He helped her out of the car and led her inside. She took off her coat and he let out an audible gulp.
“I didn’t say enough. You look incredible, fantastic, wonderful, amazing.”