Page 115 of Worst Nanny Ever

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Look. I’m sorry, but she was hanging out with that nanny who bad-mouthed you. The whole situation stank. So Eugene and I decided to follow them.

You roped Eugene into this?

He was a willingparticipant.

Turns out Karen’s the one who told Rachel about your dad, but we don’t think either of them is the snitch.

And, fine, I told Karen to stop coming to your shows.

Are you pissed?

You claimed me, Hannah?

I guess I did.

No, I’m not pissed.

Karen is definitely pissed.

Good.

Were you jealous?

I’m not telling you that until you admit you’re jealous of Jonah.

I’m not jealous of Jonah. I’d like to crush him. There’s a difference.

So, maybe I wanted to crush Karen.

Good. But we probably shouldn’t crush either of them. Liability and all that.

Buzzkill.

I’m sending him a glitter bomb, though.

I’ve created a monster.

[Monster emoji]

Guess what? I gave Eugene a mini makeover, and we’re heading over to Big Catch so I can make sure the other kids play nice with him.

Tell him his friend Dottie says hello.

Dottie’s over there?!

I didn’t even give her my number, but I guess Rob did. She texted me half a dozen times asking if she could come over to hide some crystals, so I finally caved.

Sounds like her.

She said it’s going to take ‘several hours.’ Ollie is surprisingly into it.

Conversation with Karen

I’m giving Hannah a raise

“The house already feels more serene,” Dottie says, patting my hand. “The energy is exactly what it should be.”

I smile at her, wishing it were true rather than believing it might be. “Thanks, Dottie.”

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