Page 24 of Any Second Now
January
She’s clearly just winging it
Lucy
We egg-spect you to answer right away
I cackle and type out a response.
Me
She literally knocked on my door a little while ago. What was I supposed to do? I’m buying her food now
January
That chicken is clucky she found you, babes
Lucy
You’re cracking me up
Me
Tell me you guys are googling these puns and don’t just know them off the top of your head
January
Guilty
Lucy
What are you going to name her?
Me
It’s not like I’m going to keep her
Lucy
Then what’s your plan?
What is my plan? I don’t have one. Again. I test how I feel about that. I don’t hate the feeling.
Mom would be horrified.
Me
I have no plan. Any name ideas?
January
Clearly it has to be punny
Lucy
Egghead?
January
