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Profile of Pubes

Screen Name:Pubes

Member Name:Rita Mae

Location:Madison, WI

Birthdate:5-1-69

Sex:Female

Computer:386

Hobbies:rafting

Occupation:flowers

Quote:Love the one you’re with

Private Message to Scratch

Winc:::laughing:: I think I’m having fun with MizMaid! I like hir!

Scratch:Me too! Now ze’s “challenging” me! Muhahaha.

MizMaid:Yes, Win is very busy, aren’t we?

Winc:::blushing:: You could say that, MizMaid, yes.

Scratch:Ah, brave MizMaid’s confessed.

You call her Win? Hmm. I call her Winc.

MizMaid:Scratch, how do you know Win is a she?

Winc:::grinning:: MizMaid, right!

Scratch:Well, MizMaid, she’s fairly clever. That’s one clue. And in this room that’s what you get to be. A She for a day.

MizMaid:Non, ma chérie, you get to be you.

Private Message to Winc

Scratch:I think your Maid’s a guy, tho. Don’t you?

Winc:Yup. I asked her about favorite books. She list=ed dead white boy authors all.

Scratch:All? Shew-w-w. She appears to be holding court right now. Bet s/he’s over 50.

Winc:::sadly:: I think so… how do they do that?

Scratch:“They?”

Winc:::muttering:: men, grabbing center stage.

Scratch:I dunno, I thought it was pretty graceful.

Winc:Funny, I didn’t think it was graceful. Ze prefaced going back on to the main screen with “Watch this,” then took over.

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