Page 60 of Nearly Roadkill

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Private Message to Winc

Scratch:Honey, I’m in an IM storm.

Winc:What’s happening?

Scratch:Dunno. I called Holiday a man, maybe?

Winc:LOL! Dastardly thing to do, m’dear.

Scratch:What is?

Winc:Calling a man a man when he’s in the women’s room.

Private Message to Holiday

Scratch:Gosh, Holiday, you must be about 17.

Holiday:17 or not, you donut bumper, you have to buy a plastic electrical device to get off.

Donut bumper?! I didn’t follow up that conversation, but I was falling off my chair laughing.

Private Message to Winc

Scratch:Where exactly is a “donut bumper” on the anatomy?

Winc:::looking down:: no donuts here! ::smiling:: Nice pie, though.

Scratch:No, seriously, I—aw, forget it.

Winc:Mmph!

Holiday:Are you scared to talk about our sexuality?

Emily:What’s the topic tonight?

MizMaid:Holiday, are you provoking?

Winc:“Our” sexuality, Holiday?

Debbie:Well MizMaid, I think he’s trying to.

Slim:Any bi women out there?

Emily:Any single mothers here?

Minn:Any bohemians here?

Emily:All of the above!

Princess:Anyone in love out there?

Princess:That’s a start. Age, sex check?

Winc:Fine/yes.

Emily:Let’s talk about pathological assholes. Any practical advice on how I don’t have to put up with a guy just because I had a child by him?

Princess:Homicide?

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