Page 35 of Nearly Roadkill
Vina:The government is trying to legislate our lives.
Tom:They’re not fucking trying to legislate, they’re trying to organize! If we cooperate, we’ll be represented!
Dick:Yeah, we’ll have a voice in the government.
Harry:Yeah, cooperate!
Private Message from Luvboyz to Digqueer
Luvboyz:So you do this a lot?
Digqueer:When I can’t sleep, when I can’t get myself off. I can say I’ll try something new, but certain things are just tried and true.
Luvboyz:Yep. Right now just “hard” sounds good.
Digqueer:Hard, urgent, maybe a little sweaty.
Luvboyz:I wanna stand up with you, cup our cocks together in our hands.
Digqueer:Yeahhhhh. It’s warm, arms wrapped around each other’s waists.
Luvboyz:Fuck cooperation!
Brknstck:You guys and your foul mouths. Goddess!
Tom:::rolling my eyes::
Private Message from Luvboyz to Digqueer
Luvboyz:My hair is long, I rub it all over your back.
Digqueer:Mmmmm. I bend over to feel you against me.
Luvboyz:I turn you around.
Luvboyz:Kiss you hard. Mmmm, your beard against mine feels great.
TOOBE ENTRY
Jabba found a memo from the cops!
Actually it’s the cop division of the Bureau of Census and Stats, called Internet Intelligence. Scratch sez that’s an oxymoron. That Scratch, har de har.
END TOOBE ENTRY
NARRATIVE ENTRY, JABBATHEHUT
The memo flashes up in front of his eyes. He hates the interruptions but obediently reads the voice from up on high.
To:All Staff, FBCS
From:Undersec’y LaBouchere
Subj:Registration Evaders
Registration window ends one week from today.
Reminder: All those not Registered must be within 24 hours of the window closing.
