Page 135 of Nearly Roadkill
Why? How about because it’s so much fun? Yessssss, but fun for fun’s sake gets old after a while. However, fun that’s tied to enlightenment? Oh, man. I think it’s the old thing of peeling the layers off an onion. We keep looking for the heart of who we are.
—W.
P.S. Re: Treason. It’s official, hon. You and I are conspiring to overthrow the government of the United States of America. ::tossing hair:: Or didn’t you know?
END SCRATCH JOURNAL ENTRY
TOOBE ENTRY
No way Scratch could have read the announcement; ze doesn’t know how to access things very well. But it’s everywhere:
A Public Safety Announcement
from
the U.S. Government Bureau of Census and Statistics
presented with the cooperation of your local Internet Service Provider
and the Alliance of Consumer Industries
◊
Regarding suspected criminals
and known Registration evaders
“Scratch” and “Winc.”
◊
Suspected activities have resulted in the formal charge of
conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States of America.
This is an act of High Treason, punishable by death.
WARNING
Any attempt to provide aid to or harbor the persons of “Scratch” and/or “Winc” will automatically carry a similar charge of conspiracy.
We apologize for the interruption, and we thank your local provider for their assistance in making this public safety announcement available to you.
End: PSA #427
END TOOBE ENTRY
NARRATIVE ENTRY, JABBATHEHUT
He’s reading the PSA for about the thirteenth time.
“Aw, shit.”
Digital memos are piling up. He’s not answering them.
To:FBCS Investigations
From:Henderson, Enforcement
