Page 126 of Nearly Roadkill
Winc:::tossing my hair off my face, smiling:: You read all of it, huh?
Ms. Budge:Yes. All of it.
Winc:Did it get you hard?
Ms. Budge:Actually, no. Is sex all you think about? Is that what this is about? You’re sexually frustrated?
Winc:Uh huh. That’s all I think about. That’s all I am. What did Scratch say, exactly?
Ms. Budge:That you were weak and you’d tell us what we need to know because you’re eager to please.
Winc:You’re so full of shit.
Ms. Budge:Am I?
Winc:Scratch would *never* say anything like that.
Ms. Budge:Are you sure?
There is a long pause.
Winc:Tell me Scratch’s words. His exact words.
Ms. Budge:Just come on in. Scratch has already cooperated. So you don’t think he’d do that, eh?
Winc:::smiling:: No, I don’t think he would.
Ms. Budge:I assure you, he talked with us. We already have enough to bring you in, why not just do it voluntarily?
Winc:Well, you tell him from me that his dick is even smaller than yours, and that I’m outta here. Tell him I said that, OK?
Ms. Budge:I’m sure I’ll pass that on.
Winc has left the room.
Private Message to Winc
Ms. Budge:Winc, please come back. We were doing so well.
Winc:Oh, go suck your boss off like you’ve always wanted to.
Ms. Budge:Damn!
Just as he starts a probably futile trace on Winc, a message flashes:
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