Well, I haven’t seen your legs! Inquiring minds and all that. I promise not to make fun.
My head joggles as I read the words back, realizing that’s a bald-faced lie. My thumbs move again, to clarify.
Tabby:
Much.
Rhys:
Maybe I like to maintain a little mystery.
I grin maniacally, because that seems a bit like flirting. I didn’t know what to expect when I sent that first text. But this? This feels good.
Tabby:
No shit. You let me call you a porn star for weeks. Now tell me about the state of your leg hair!
Rhys:
No, I think I’ll let it be a surprise. Something to look forward to in the spring when I don a pair of shorts.
Tabby:
I’ll just sneak down and check when you’re sleeping.
Tabby:
You know… when you’re here next. So maybe spring. Whenever.
I lob it out there, thinking he might give some indication as to when he’ll come back. But he doesn’t correct the assumption, which makes a pit form in my gut.
Rhys:
The cat would protect me.
Tabby:
She wouldn’t know. I’m sneaky like that.
Rhys:
You’d have to move her to get under the covers.
I bark out a laugh, head shaking in disbelief at the screen in my palm.
Tabby:
RHYS DID YOU JUST ADMIT TO SLEEPING WITH CLEOCATRA?
Tabby:
THE CAT YOU ARE “ALLERGIC” TO AND DO NOT LIKE?
Rhys:
I’m not allergic to her.
Tabby: