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“I’m really sorry to hear that.”
“I’ve had my time to grieve. I miss her, but it is what it is. My number one concern is Colton.”
“Have you started dating yet?” He asks.
I wiggle my eyebrows. “Why? Are you asking me out?”
“Hmpf. You should be so lucky.” He chuckles. “Just curious. I think my nosy wife is rubbing off on me.”
“No, I haven’t dated. I had one drunken hookup that didn’t go well. Aside from that, I’ve been flying solo.”
“Maybe you need to get back out there.”
“Thanks, Dr. Phil,” I laugh. “If I were to do anything, it would just be something fun. It’s not that I’m looking for a mom for Colton or anything.”
“Fun is always good,” he agrees. “It’ll help you blow off some steam. Just be careful. Everyone who says they’re just after some fun ends up falling in love.”
“Is that what happened to you?”
He laughs even harder than before. “No, she hated me, and the feeling was mutual.”
“Seriously?”
“Oh, yeah. We couldn’t stand each other.”
I’m sure there’s a story there, but I don’t want to pry.
He does make a good point about blowing off some steam. May not be a bad idea. I’m sure I could use some fun–even if it’s just going out for the night when I don’t have Colton.
“Hey, Jack,” I begin. “Think you can tell me where I can get a beer around here?”
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A Vagina Deserves to See the World
Ronnie
“Oh, my God,” I moan as I orgasm, thanks to my vibrator.
Oneof my vibrators. I have a whole box of toys that I can use whenever I want. I’m all about satisfaction and coming by any means necessary.
Scratch that.
I am all about coming byeverymeans necessary.
I’ve always said that every woman needs a box of fake dicks to take care of her when men fail to do so.
Today, it wasn’t even that I was all that horny. I mean, I was. I’m almost always in the mood. But today, it was more so that I was bored.
What better way to pass the time than double clicking my mouse?
Sometimes, I think that I am more like a man. I’m all about pleasure and that instant gratification. If I had a dick, I swear I would probably never stop touching it.
Now that I’ve gotten my jollies off, I need to go take a shower and get ready to go to my parents’ for dinner. It’s the first time in a while that all of us have been under the same roof. Should be loud and crazy.
Exactly how I like it.
An hour later, I’m surrounded by family. Most of us are scattered around the living room of our childhood home.
