Page 101 of Bitten By Desire
“So if you didn’t do the strip show thing, how did you feel up Bennett’s pants?”
“I just…kissed him.”
She raised her eyebrows at me.
“And he mistook me rummaging around in his pockets as bad aim.” I leaned forward and lowered my voice. “He put my hand on his éclair.”
“Tell. Me. Everything.”
“That is everything.”
“What? No. I mean, like how big are we talking?”
I nodded to the éclair on the table.
“Really? I kind of thought he’d exaggerated a bit. Most guys do. But damn.” She lifted up the éclair. “Wow. I really didn’t see this coming. What was the grooming situation down there?”
“It was over the pants.”
“Interesting. He probably wasn’t even fully erect then. It could have been even bigger.” She stared down at the éclair with stars in her eyes.
Okay, this was really off topic. “Zoey, one of them is lying. And I don’t know which one. What do I do?”
“You keep dating both.”
“I can’t keep dating both. That’s not my thing.”
“Why not?” She took a bite of the éclair and some of the yellow filling dribbled down the side of her chin. “I love when that happens.” She licked it off with her tongue. “Sorry, we really should have gotten two of these.”
“So that you could double fist them?”
She shrugged. “Wait.” She swallowed down her bite. “Hold everything. You’re brilliant. Do that.”
“Do…what?”
“Bang them both at the same time. Then you’ll know for sure which one you prefer. Or you’ll just decide to keep both.”
Keep both?“They’re grown men. Not pets.”
“You’re so weird.”
“Me?” I couldn’t help but laugh as she took another messy bite. “Zoey, seriously. I don’t know what to do. Bennett really is convinced that Callum is a blood sucking vampire. But he also admitted that he robs banks. And that he has another secret he wants to show me tonight.”
“Well, then what are we even talking about? You just gotta go see what his other secret is tonight.”
“But what if he like…murders me or something? Are you forgetting about the fact that there’s a serial killer loose in this town?”
She laughed. “Honestly, I did kind of forget that.”
“What if it’s him? What if that’s his secret?”
“Bennett doesn’t need to murder hot girls. He can get whoever he wants. Especially with his…you know…” she glanced down at the éclair in her hand.
“I feel like this whole conversation has been about Bennett’s dick.”
“And I feel like I didn’t get a good enough description.”
If I was holding the éclair I would have thrown it at her by now. “It was huge. What else do you want me to say? Zoey, this isn’t a game. Bennett might be a serial killer. And Callum might be a vampire.”
