Page 151 of Knot Your Problem, Cowboy
*Clears throat*
Okay, so while I was busy having my world rocked (literally), we lost four days of fundraiser prep. We now have twenty-one days to raise half a million dollars, or we lose the ranch.
No pressure.
BUT, and this is where I get emotional, you guys are INCREDIBLE.
My inbox is flooded with messages from readers wanting to help. People offering to donate, to spread the word, to attend the rodeo. Some of you are planning road trips just to be here.
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
For everyone asking: YES, there will be tickets available! We’re finalizing the details now (or we will be once I remember how to walk properly). VIP packages, general admission, even camping spots for those traveling from far away.
And for my international readers or those who can’t make it, I PROMISE I will livestream the ride on the blog. You’ll have front-row seats from wherever you are.
(Yes, I convinced three growly Alphas that livestreaming is essential. Yes, it took some convincing. No, I will not share my methods, but they may have involved the strategic removal of clothing.)
Current Fundraiser Status:
Amount Raised: $47,000 (YOU GUYS!!!)
Amount Needed: $453,000
Days Remaining: 21
Anxiety Level: DEFCON 1
Optimism Level: Surprisingly high
Number of Times Ridge Has Practiced on the Mechanical Bull: 0 (we were… busy)
Tonight’s Omega Wisdom:
Sometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes it gives you a massive debt, a dangerous rodeo challenge, and three Alpha cowboys who look at you like you hung the moon.
