MERIT
Has anyone ever told you that you’re clingy?
CREW
I’m likable. There’s a difference.
MERIT
More like stalkerish.
CREW
Deny it all you want, Princess. You’re the one still texting me.
MERIT
Ugh, do you have an off switch?
CREW
I have an on one.
MERIT
That’s disgusting.
CREW
So you admit it—you were thinking about my dick.
MERIT
What? No! Only because you implied it!
CREW
Merit, I’m soflattered.
MERIT
I’m going to kill you.
CREW
Oh, no. Not your hands around my neck. Yeah, that’s definitely somethingI don’t want.
Tuesday,October 14th, 3:24 p.m.
CREW
Hey.
MERIT
Hi.
CREW